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No lilies or lace, but leather in your face. A Gothic queen, beautiful and mean. Wields the axe, posers shake and fear Fingers of fire, notes ring clear

 

Classic music roars threw her veins Her beauty can drive you insane She demands to be worship or you will die She will dominate you and you’ll cry ---more!!!!

Welcome the Great Kat

Metal Solider: Great Kat your awesome with you axe. Your fingers fly and make your master Beethoven proud. Tell us how the Great Kat was created.

Great Kat: The Great Kat is GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Great Kat is a Juilliard grad violin virtuoso who realized that CLASSICAL MUSIC needed to be UPDATED with RAW, VICIOUS, BLOOD-DRIPPING METAL, creating the NEW MUSIC called “SHRED/CLASSICAL” Music
– a UNIQUE combination of AUTHENTIC Classical NOTE-FOR-NOTE MASTERPIECES from Beethoven, Wagner, Bach, Paganini and TRANSCRIBED, ARRANGED, REORCHESTRATED and EDITED for VIOLIN, GUITAR, METAL BAND AND SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE GREAT KAT HAS OFFICIALLY TAKEN OVER ALL OF MUSIC and IS NOW YOUR METAL MESSIAH!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW GO to the Kat web site at http://www.greatkat.com   and HEAR THE GREAT KAT’S SHRED/CLASSICAL MUSIC FOR YOURSELF!

Metal Solider: With the Violin and Guitar you take control. You’re a classic goddess struck by the light

ning bolt from the metal god. Who do you look up to as a musician?

Great Kat: BEETHOVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now check out The Great Kat’s brilliant new “EXTREME GUITAR SHRED” DVD on the Kat web site at http://www.greatkat.com

6 EXTREME GUITAR Music Videos:
-ZAPATEADO-Classical Violin/Guitar Virtuosity –Shred version of Pablo de Sarasate’s virtuoso violin piece “Zapateado”.
-TORTURE CHAMBER: Torture Devices and Extreme abusive of inferior males
-CASTRATION-The Great Kat Dominates and controls through castration-eliminates the appendage that make MEN think they are IMPORTANT
-LIVE IN CHICAGO-The Great Kat’ Shred Guitar Live with Fans/slaves and total chaos!
-DOMINATRIX-The Great Kat takes a slave and humiliates and abuses him!
-WAR-PRO-WAR! The Great Kat’s response to 9/11. The U.S. was attacked by TERRORISTS MURDERERS WHO KILLED 3,000 INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! “WAR” Music Video is A REMINDER to NEVER FORGET 9/11 OR THE HOLOCAUST!

-3 SHRED BONUS FEATURES: -HOT SHRED BITS
-Hot Kat Photos mixed with INSANE violin and Guitar Shredding

-SHRED FAQs-Q&A on The Great Kat and Classical Music mixed with Baroque Insanity!!

-SHRED CREDITS-Credits from the DVD mixed with Wagnerian Opera!

-SHRED ONLINE-Kat web site and contact info

-SHRED VERSIONS of Classical Music Masterpieces:
Wagner’s “The Ride of the Valkyries” (From Wagner's Opera "Die Walkure")
Liszt’s “Hungarian Rhapsody #2”
Vivaldi’s “The Four Seasons”
Bazzini’s “The Round of the Goblins”
Sarasate’s “Zapateado”

-SHREDDING HOT KAT photos and wild graphics

Go To The Kat Web Site at http://www.greatkat.com for DVD samples and HOT photos!

Metal Solider: What are you weapons of choice to inflict the classic speed?

Great Kat: THE GUITAR AND VIOLIN!!!!!!!! THE GREAT KAT’S VIOLIN AND GUITAR TECHNIQUE is FINGER-BLISTERING, BLOOD-DRIPPING, MIND-NUMBING, PHENOMENALLY FAST, BRAIN-SLICING VIRTUOSO WEAPONS!!! THE GREAT KAT’S VIRTUOSITY is THE ONLY WAY TO INFLICT SPEED AND GENIUS INTO THE BRAINS OF FLACCID MORONS AND WAKE THOSE LOSERS UP to this HIGH-SPEED, INTERNET-DRIVEN WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Metal Solider: Now where every other guitar players is fearing Please rate them 1 to 10

Great Kat:

Jimmy Hendrix-10 (innovator)

Eddie Van Halen –9 (new styles)

Eric Clapton –7 (needs to SPEED UP!!!)

Mick Mars (Motley Crue) 5 (go FASTER!)

Steve Vai – 8 (Frank Zappa style)

Oz Fox –Stryper-1 (too religious and ritualistic!!!!!!!!!!!)

Ace – Kiss -7 (Metal, but needs to pick up the tempo!!)

The Great Kat: 10 (GENIUS Violin Virtuoso/Guitar Shredder/Reincarnation of BEETHOVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

PRESS QUOTES ON THE GREAT KAT GUITAR SHREDDER:
-"The Great Kat can outplay just about every guitarist on the planet. She can zoom up and down a fretboard faster than a hungry cheetah on steroids. Her fretboard speed is awesome." - Michael Molenda, Guitar Player Magazine

- "The Great Kat is a force of nature, a performer of such dramatic histrionics and extreme virtuosity that she leaves audiences in awe." -Tower Records

- "Prepare to be dazzled by guitar and violin pyrotechnics that will blister your fingers (and you aren't even playing!)" - Netflix.com

 

-The Great Kat Wins Guitar One Magazine’s "TOP 10 FASTEST SHREDDERS OF ALL TIME" Award - Chris O'Byrne, Guitar One Magazine

Metal Solider: You also an awesome American. Do you believe kill them all and let God sort them (Talking about Iran North Korea and Russia)

Great Kat: USA and DEMOCRACY RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Check out The Great Kat’s Music Videos “WAR” (at http://www.greatkat.com/metalvideos/warvideo1.html ) and “ZAPATEADO” (at
http://www.greatkat.com/metalvideos/zapateadovideo.html )!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now go and get ENERGIZED with The Great Kat’s “WAGNER’S WAR” CD!!! “WAGNER’S WAR” CD was INVENTED on 9/11, when The Great Kat, who LIVES in NEW YORK CITY and Long Island, NY, was in my recording studio on Long Island, rehearsing music for my new CD.
When I saw the images of the World Trade Center being attacked and being destroyed I was FURIOUS, OUTRAGED and HORRIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! I realized that we were attacked by TERRORISTS PSYCHOS who are USING their RELIGION as an EXCUSE TO MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My CD IMMEDIATELY became a BATTLE CRY to WAR – “WAGNER’S WAR”!!!!!!!!
The Great Kat’s “RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES” (from Wagner’s Opera Cycle “The Ring”--“Die Walkure”) IS the “BATTLE CRY” to WAR!!!!! On “WAGNER’S WAR” CD, the song “WAR” was written out of SEVERE RAGE and the song “TERROR” was written in HORROR out of the TERRORIST ATTACK on THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AND MY CITY-NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW LISTEN to the Great Kat’s CD: “WAGNER’S WAR”!!!!
“WAGNER’S WAR” Features:
ACT I: WAR

1. Wagner’s "The Ride Of The Valkyries" (from the Opera "Die Walkure").
This music is THE DEFINITIVE "BATTLE CRY" to WAR, featuring OPERA SINGERS, THE GREAT KAT’S SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA AND SHRED BAND!

2. “War” – HEAVY and BRUTAL ODE to WAR!

3. “Terror” – “TERROR! HORROR! MURDER!”

ACT II: REVENGE

4. “Punishment” – PUNISHMENT TO TRAITORS!

5. “Humiliation” – HUMILIATION and REVENGE RIPS through this GUITAR

SHREDFEST!

ACT III: VICTORY

6. Liszt’s “Hungarian Rhapsody #2” – The SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA and SHRED BAND join together in this INSANE version of this famous rhapsody!

7. Sarasate’s “Zapateado” – THE GREAT KAT'S LIGHTNING-FAST GUITAR TECHNIQUE and DEMONIC VIOLIN VIRTUOSITY SHINE on this INCREDIBLE VIRTUOSIC SHOWSTOPPER!

Download a MUSIC SAMPLE of “Wagner’s War” CD at The Kat Web Site at www.greatkat.com

Download PHOTOS from “Wagner’s War” CD at www.greatkat.com/02/wagnerphotos.html

Metal Solider: With leather and chains and blood on the boots. Who influenced the Great Kat’s look?

Great Kat: VAN GOGH, WILLIAM BLAKE, RICHARD WAGNER and other PSYCHO GENIUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Metal Solider: Give us some words of your wisdom.

Great Kat: GO TO THE GREAT KAT GUITAR SHREDDER WEB SITE at http://www.greatkat.com  and get GENIUSIZED by The Great Kat’s SHRED/CLASSICAL Music and EXPERIENCE the lives of OTHER GENIUSES who have SHAPED CIVILIZATION: BEETHOVEN, JOAN OR ARC, NIETZSCHE, POE, PAGANINI, and SOCRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Great Kat is in PRE-PRODUCTION for a SUPER-VIRTUOSO CD, which will feature the FIRST SHREDDING VIOLIN and GUITAR VERSION of PAGANINI’S “CAPRICE #24”, Bach’s Famous “Brandenburg Concerto #3” and THE outrageously fast “THE FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE-BEE”!!!!!!!!!!

The Great Kat's Music is NOW spreading to all aspects of entertainment with the FIRST Shred/Classical music ever heard in a Hollywood Movie with The Great Kat’s Liszt’s “Hungarian Rhapsody #2,” in the upcoming comedy film “COMING ATTRACTIONS” –check it out at
http://www.comingattractionsthemovie.com/trailer.html

Metal Solider: Great Kat We salute you!

Great Kat: NOW BOW TO YOUR MESSIAH METAL SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!