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- "Wagner's War" CD Review in
- Metallian.com Webzine
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- THE GREAT KAT - WAGNER'S WAR - TPR
There have been many harrowing times during America's fight against evil and
terrorism. At times, the forces of good have faced seemingly insurmountable odds. Faced
with adversaries aplenty, supporters of goodness, freedom, love and art have renewed
reason to rejoice. Come to tip the balance in favour of America, ladies and gentlemen,
Marines and National Guard, civic officials and volunteer firefighters please welcome The
Great Kat. It is with a sigh of relief and a renewed belief in the imminent defeat of all
evil-doers that the supporters of the war against Mullah Omar, bin Laden, Castro,
Farrakhan, Ralph Nader and Saddam Hussein hail the descent of The Great Kat from
'shred/Classical' guitar heaven.
- Co-opting Wagner (recall how mighty Manowar has ordained Wagner
the father of heavy metal?), Franz Liszt and others, The Great Kat is a guitar fretboard
up the back side of the Taliban. Shredding tracks like War ('Murder the Muthers! Slaughter
the bastards!'), Terror ('You came to terrorize, To make your statement, You killed
innocent people, Damn sick terrorists, jihad on you') and Humiliation are a tremolo bar in
the eye of all nefarious slimes everywhere.
- There are no two ways about it. The Great Kat's talent will blind
evil, crush communism, destroy Maoism and smash Chomskyites back to their Allahs. Further
ammunition is provided by The Great Kat's dazzlingly sexy Aphrodite looks which like the
siren of yore will, sure as an Injun is devilish, attract would-be terrorists. Only this
time instead of boarding the 72 Virgins Express, the conspirators will be dragged down and
punished under the stiletto heels of The Great Kat ('Heel! Kneel! Get on all fours!
Lowlife!') - retribution indeed.
- America and the free world rejoice, your bosoms of freedom are
here.
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