LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN,

Greatest Classical Composer in history, who composed the masterpiece Symphony #9, while TOTALLY DEAF!

DANTE'S "INFERNO" from Dante's genius "DIVINE COMEDY", which features 9 LEVELS OF SUFFERING, DEMONIC SLAVES INFLICTING TORTURE ON SINNERS and SATAN DEVOURING TRAITORS!
"ALL HOPE ABANDON, YE WHO ENTER HERE."
 

TIMOTHY LEARY, GENIUS HARVARD PSYCHOLOGY PROFESSOR, RESEARCHER and MIND EXPANDING VISIONARY!
Collaborated with The Great Kat on "RIGHT BRAIN LOVER" Song!
 

SOCRATES, Philosopher, Prepares to Carry out his DEATH SENTENCE drinking HEMLOCK

 

SIGMUND FREUD, Austrian Neurologist & Psychiatrist, Founder of Psychoanalysis, Creator of the "Oedipus Complex", the "Id", the "Superego" and one of the Greatest Thinkers of the 20th Century! The famous "FREUDIAN SLIP" was named after him!

ALDOUS HUXLEY, brilliant British Novelist, Satirist and writer of the FUTURISTIC PROPHETIC DYSTOPIAN NOVEL "BRAVE NEW WORLD" about a CONTROLLING GOVERNMENT in the YEAR 2540!

CARL JUNG, Famous Swiss Psychologist & Psychiatrist, Founder of "ANALYTICAL PSYCHOLOGY", Creator of the "COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS", "ARCHETYPES", "ANIMA", "INTROVERT", "EXTROVERT" and "SYNCHRONICITY"!

WILHELM REICH, ECCENTRIC PSYCHIATRIST, attacked by the TABLOIDS and inventor of the "ORGONE ACCUMULATOR"!

DYLAN THOMAS, Famous Welsh Poet, known as the "DOOMED POET", who wrote about his dying father in the famous "Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night" and died drunk and poor in New York City at the age of 39.

HOUDINI, the legendary double-jointed magician who specialized in escaping from straitjackets, chains, handcuffs, ropes, trunks, jails, padlocked containers and milk cans underwater. He was also famous for demystifying spiritualists and proving they were frauds. Houdini DIED on HALLOWEEN, in 1926!

GEORGE WASHINGTON, the FIRST PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES, Commander in Chief of the Continental Army in the AMERICAN REVOLUTION & "FATHER OF THE COUNTRY"!

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART, died when he was only 35 years old, after being commissioned to compose a Requiem Mass from a mysterious stranger, which Mozart misinterpreted as a pronouncement of his own death.

VINCENT VAN GOGH, tortured genius artist, famous for cutting off his own ear in a fit of mental derangement and painter of "Starry Night." Van Gogh only sold 1 painting in his lifetime, but today, every Van Gogh painting sells for millions of dollars each and are considered priceless collectibles.

EMMY NOETHER, Genius Female Mathematician who was Hailed by EINSTEIN as a "MATHEMATICAL GENIUS"!

ANTONIO VIVALDI, Baroque Classical Composer who was known as the "RED PRIEST" and was buried in a pauper's grave.

RICHARD WAGNER, genius opera composer who invented the "LEITMOTIVE" (melodies corresponding to characters) and revolutionized operas with the 4 opera masterpiece "THE RING."

MADAME CURIE in what looks like a POLICE MUG SHOT

in France's Excelsior Mag's SMEAR CAMPAIGN

WILLIAM BLAKE, ARTIST and POET, was called "HIDEOUS", "INSANE" & a LUNATIC. Pictured is Blake's "THE ANCIENT OF DAYS.

NICCOLO PAGANINI was called "The Devil's Son" and "Witch's Brat" for his demonic and amazing violin virtuosity!  Audiences thought Paganini made a pact with the devil to be able to perform supernatural displays of technique!

GALILEO GALILEI was one of the world's greatest scientific pioneers. He was an inventor, astronomer and a REBEL, who angered the ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH by claiming the Earth is NOT the central point of the universe, which the Church claimed it was.

JOAN OF ARC was HISTORY'S FIRST POWERFUL WOMAN, a military leader, attacked for wearing men's clothes, called a witch and burned at the stake all by the age of 19! Over 400 years later, Joan of Arc was made a Saint!

PABLO DE SARASATE'S music was known for its fantastic and virtuosic technique, Spanish folk melodies, and fast tempos.

FRANZ LISZT was one of the forerunners of virtuoso pianists and led the way for extreme virtuosity in composition. Liszt was famous for his "Hungarian Rhapsodies", Piano Concertos, "Mephisto Waltzes" and more.

HIERONYMUS BOSCH
Hieronymus Bosch is the genius artist, whose paintings combined irreverent and grotesque images, fantasy, freaks, devils, and bizarre symbolism to depict corruption, indulgence, religious hypocrisy and human greed!

ANTONIO BAZZINI was an Italian violinist, teacher and composer ("THE ROUND OF THE GOBLINS"). Bazzini was one of the most highly regarded artist of his time and influenced the great opera composer Puccini ("LA BOHEME") in his Grand Operas.

GUSTAV MAHLER, tragic Genius Composer, Conductor and Fatalist, composed The Sixth Symphony "TRAGIC", featuring his famous "THREE BLOWS OF FATE", which came TRUE in Mahler's own life!

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, Italian explorer who discovered America on October 12, 1492

GIOACCHINO ROSSINI, Comic Opera Composer, suffered from a malady known as "neurasthenia"-a mental disorder with psychosomatic symptoms, but he STILL composed some of the most entertaining and popular operas ever heard: "The Barber of Seville", "William Tell".

RIMSKY-KORSAKOV, RIMSKY-KORSAKOV was a brilliant RUSSIAN COMPOSER/NATIONALIST, Naval Officer, and composer of the famous "THE FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE-BEE" from "The Tale Of Tsar Saltan"!

THE GREAT KAT, REINCARNATION of BEETHOVEN, Shred Guitar Virtuoso, Musical Revolutionary, Inventor of "Shred/Classical" Music - Bringing Classical Music to the Masses and RESURRECTOR of CLASSICAL MUSIC!

DIOGENES, UNCONVENTIONAL and CONTROVERSIAL Greek PHILOSOPHER, one of the founders of CYNICISM and was famous for carrying a lantern in the daylight in search of "AN HONEST MAN"!

CARAVAGGIO, radical Italian Baroque painter, raving lunatic sword fighter/murderer who shocked the art world by painting naturalistic images of religious subjects. Innovator of using transparent shading penetrated by a bright light from a high source to depict divinity.

 

JEAN-FRANCOIS CHAMPOLLION was a French Egyptologist, linguistic prodigy and the "Father of Egyptology."  Through the use of the ROSETTA STONE, Champollion was the FIRST person to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics.

DANIEL BOONE, KENTUCKY PIONEER who BLAZED the FAMOUS "WILDERNESS ROAD" TRAIL, Explorer, Settler, Woodsman and the FIRST AMERICAN FOLK HERO!

ISAAC NEWTON, English Physicist, Mathematician, Father of Modern Science, who DEVELOPED the LAW OF GRAVITY and declared "If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants"!

NIKOLA TESLA, "MAD SCIENTIST", OBSESSIVE, ECCENTRIC Genius Inventor of the "TESLA COIL" and Developer of the "ALTERNATING CURRENT (AC) SYSTEM", who Held over 700 Patents and DIED ALONE and PENNILESS in NEW YORK CITY.

NOSTRADAMUS, 16th Century Prophet, Physician and Astrologer who wrote "THE PROPHECIES" and Allegedly Predicted the RISE of NAPOLEON, HITLER, the BOMBING of HIROSHIMA, WORLD WAR I and the 9/11 ATTACKS.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON, Essayist, Poet, Lecturer, Philosopher, FOUNDER of "TRANSCENDENTALISM" and The "SAGE OF CONCORD", who famously wrote "IF WE ARE RELATED, WE SHALL MEET" and refers to the Greek verse 'The Gods are to each other not unknown."

RENE DESCARTES, GENIUS French Mathematician, Writer, Academic, Scientist and FATHER OF MODERN PHILOSOPHY who FAMOUSLY DECLARED "I THINK, THEREFORE I AM"!

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, the GREATEST PLAYWRIGHT and DRAMATIST in History, wrote such GENIUS masterpieces as "HAMLET", "ROMEO AND JULIET" and "MACBETH"!

LIZZIE BORDEN, the wildly infamous New England woman accused in 1893 of brutally and viciously murdering her father and stepmother with an ax -- found NOT GUILTY!

ATTILA THE HUN was an infamous, vicious barbarian King who attacked the Roman Empire and was so fierce he was named "THE SCOURGE OF GOD"!

 

MARIE ANTOINETTE, The Famous Queen of France who was claimed to have said "LET THEM EAT CAKE!" while the peasants were starving. She was BEHEADED by the revolutionaries!

THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS: In 1692, during the Salem Witch Trials, the malicious, superstitious and ignorant Puritans in Salem, Massachusetts hanged 19 INNOCENT people as "WITCHES" and imprisoned 150 more on "WITCHCRAFT" charges!

VLAD THE IMPALER, "DRACULA", was the Evil 15th Century Prince of Wallachia, who brutally IMPALED his Victims with a Sharpened STAKE, killed over 100,000 people and was the Inspiration for Bram Stoker's "DRACULA"!

HALLOWEEN: ALLEGEDLY, THE SOULS OF THE DEAD would come out from their GRAVES to visit the LIVING on The Celt Festival SAMHAIN (later Christians adopted as "HALLOWEEN")!!

THANKSGIVING: The first "Thanksgiving" was held by the Pilgrim colonists in 1621 in Plymouth. Plymouth Governor William Bradford wanted to give thanksgiving to God by having a celebration after a successful harvest.

CINCO DE MAYO is the Famous May 5th Mexican Holiday Celebrating the Anniversary of the Mexican Victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla in 1862.

MARDI GRAS BIOGRAPHY! MARDI GRAS, "FAT TUESDAY" is a Wild Holiday Celebrated Around the World with Outrageous Parades, Masks, Beads, Dancing, Debauchery and Feasts starting on the Christian feasts of the Epiphany and culminating “Fat Tuesday” (or in French “Mardi Gras”) before Ash Wednesday which begins the religious observance of “Lent.”